barbara walters just said penis...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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