He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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