I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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