Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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