Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize