Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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