Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
