her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I've blown a few things in my day
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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