Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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