they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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