We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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