if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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