just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
