its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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