I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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