No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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