so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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