Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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