i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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