whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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