i was born a porn star she said
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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