You just made me feel so damn special
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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