Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
it's like heaven, but drunker
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
