nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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