Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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