i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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