there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Randomize
