And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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