Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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