Nicole vs. Life
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
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