i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
We had sex on a dog bed..
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
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