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My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
there was a trapeze. enough said
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
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