no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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