Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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