Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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