i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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