I am puke
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
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