garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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