I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
he told me I talked like a deaf person
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Your cock deserves a montage
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize