You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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