You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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