ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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