ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
My breasts were aching with rage.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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