why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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