very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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