Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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