fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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