But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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