this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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