I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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