There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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