She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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