I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I don't want my vagina anymore.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
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