first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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